Lame excuses. We all have used them,  here are a few classics:

• "the dog ate my homework, the Vietnamese family ate my dog"

• "its a long story that involves a joy ride, a balloon hat, and an angry policeman"

• "its a long story that involves a cemetery, poison ivy, and two bottles of Benadryl"

• and my all time favorite . . . "I have a instrument lesson and can't make Spanish class, Doctor"

Are you working on lame excuses for not coming to the reunion?  

You can't kid a kidder. 

In this video, we discuss the top five lame excuses for not coming to the reunion. 

Don't be a Bubba!  We will find you ... we will Photoshop your yearbook photo for the class update bulletin ... you have been warned ... choose wisely ...